📍Friday May 29 📍Saturday May 30 📍Sunday May 31 ⏰ 9AM–4PM We are once again asking you to come buy the things we swore we “might use someday.” Spoiler alert: someday never came. ✨ Items include: Home décor purchased during emotional instability Clothes that still have “I can fit into this again” energy Kitchen gadgets used exactly one time Mysterious cords that probably belong to the government Toys with emotional damage Holiday decorations for holidays we no longer celebrate correctly Furniture that survived several bad decisions and one minor argument 💸 Prices so low it feels illegal. 🫠 Haggling accepted if you’re funny enough. ☕ Free judgment with every purchase. 🚗 Parking available unless someone from down the block gets here first with their car and no regard for humanity. Early birds welcome, but know this: If you show up at 8:00 AM, you legally become part of the sale. Come for the bargains. Stay because your spouse won’t let you buy another thing but you did anyway. 9:00 am - 4:00 pm 5/29 - 5/31